YO MOMMA SO FAT
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!

YO MOMMA SO UGLY
Yo momma so ugly even Ripley's didn't believe it!
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

YO MOMMA SO STUPID
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread!
Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

YO MOMMA SO OLD
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

OTHERS
Yo momma is like a hardware store, 50cents for a screw!
Yo momma so nasty, she went to Red Lobster and they threw her out for bringing her own crabs!